路痴人生 (Lu Chi Ren Sheng) Lyrics – 司墨尧smile
Singer: 司墨尧smile
Title: 路痴人生 (Lu Chi Ren Sheng)
“您好乘客，您到哪里了”
“Nin hao chengke, nin dao nalile”
我在，你看太阳，太阳往右手边两个拳头的位置
wo zai, ni kan taiyang, taiyang wang youshou bian liang ge quantou de weizhi
到处拍照片不是为了美景只是用来做标记
daochu pai zhaopian bushi weile meijing zhishi yong lai zuo biaoji
什么餐厅KTV 只要去厕所就再也回不去
shenme canting KTV zhiyao qu cesuo jiu zai ye hui bu qu
社恐害怕被陌生包围着
she kong haipa bei mosheng baoweizhe
想重新走发现 路没了
xiang chongxin zou faxian lu meiliao
然而路人好像都喜欢问我 我还不知道问谁呢
ran’er luren haoxiang dou xihuan wen wo wo hai bu zhidao wen shei ne
“你眼前面能看见什么建筑物”“我看见一棵树”/啊？
“ni yanqian mian neng kanjian shenme jianzhu wu”“wo kanjian yi ke shu”/a?
“你看太阳定位的角度……”“阴天我只看得见雾”/啊？
“Ni kan taiyang dingwei de jiaodu……”“yin tian wo zhi kan de jian wu”/a?
“到我这儿最多五分钟步行 你打什么的啊？！”
“Dao wo zhe’er zuiduo wu fenzhong buxing ni da shenme de a?!”
“不:步:行你没说清前后左右我走路心里虚啊！”
“Bu: Bu: Xing ni mei shuo qing qianhou zuoyou wo zoulu xinli xu a!”
出火车站跟人走 看大多数人去哪
Chu huoche zhan gen ren zou kan da duoshu ren qu na
骑行一定跟车走 公交站停哪是哪
qi xing yiding gen che zou gongjiao zhan ting na shi na
玩游戏得开启自动寻路 不然就会迷路
wan youxi de kaiqi zidong xun lu buran jiu hui milu
正确的道路千千万 总选错的那条怎么办
zhengque de daolu qian qian wan zong xuan cuo di na tiao zenme ban
别问我人在哪里 我也不太清楚
bie wen wo ren zai nali wo ye bu tai qingchu
来回的路从来不同 每天都是新旅途
laihui de lu conglai bu tong meitian du shi xin lutu
日常总是原地转圈 朋友叫我大迷糊
richang zong shi yuan di zhuanquan pengyou jiao wo da mihu
导航说别乱走看地图 我却不服
daohang shuo bie luan zou kan ditu wo que bufu
家门口商场进出都不是同一个口
jia menkou shangchang jinchu dou bushi tong yige kou
每次聚会的地方 出门会提前很久
mei ci juhui di difang chumen hui tiqian henjiu
经常出门牵着狗 回家却跟着狗
jingchang chumen qianzhe gou hui jia que genzhe gou
说我和正常认路的人 差几瓶酒
shuo wo he zhengchang ren lu de ren cha ji ping jiu
“你问我在哪？我怎么知道？!”
“ni wen wo zai na? Wo zenme zhidao?!”
“你往哪走啊，门在这边呢！”
“Ni wang na zou a, men zai zhe bian ni!”
“我在地下车库，车没了”
“Wo zai dixia cheku, che meiliao”
“你站那千万别动，我们过去接你”
“ni zhan na qian wan bie dong, women guoqu jie ni”
一旦打开地图看不懂站的方向经常是反着来
yidan dakai ditu kan bu dong zhan de fangxiang jingchang shi fanzhe lai
呆在路口确实容易被发现但具体方位不好猜
dai zai lukou queshi rongyi pi fa xian dan juti fangwei bu hao cai
路痴就是我的病根 手机就是我的命根
lu chi jiushi wo de binggen shouji jiushi wo de minggen
分不清东南西北的我恨不得跟GPS订婚
fen bu qing dongnan xibei de wo henbude gen GPS dinghun
地铁也经常坐反 还会出神坐过站
ditie ye jingchang zuo fan hai hui chushen zuoguo zhan
来到了陌生的站 换乘又得绕个圈
lai daole mosheng de zhan huan cheng you de rao ge quan
商场的GPS信号太弱总是找不到店铺
shangchang de GPS xinhao tai ruo zong shi zhao bu dao dianpu
每次都问地址在哪里可每回都记不住
mei ci dou wen dizhi zai nali ke mei hui dou ji bu zhu
遗憾天生对道路空间不敏感
yihan tiansheng dui daolu kongjian bu mingan
我只认那句“两点之间 打车最短”
wo zhi ren na ju “liang dian zhi jian dache zuiduan”
路痴人生 遇见新地点都是桃花源
lu chi rensheng yujian xin didian dou shi taohuayuan
第一回是初见 再去就找不见
di yi hui shi chu jian zai qujiu zhao bujian
别问我人在哪里 我也不太清楚
bie wen wo ren zai nali wo ye bu tai qingchu
来回的路从来不同 每天都是新旅途
laihui de lu conglai bu tong meitian du shi xin lutu
日常总是原地转圈 朋友叫我大迷糊
richang zong shi yuan di zhuanquan pengyou jiao wo da mihu
导航说别乱走看地图 我却不服
daohang shuo bie luan zou kan ditu wo que bufu
家门口商场进出都不是同一个口
jia menkou shangchang jinchu dou bushi tong yige kou
每次聚会的地方出门会提前很久
mei ci juhui di difang chumen hui tiqian henjiu
经常出门牵着狗 回家却跟着狗
jingchang chumen qianzhe gou hui jia que genzhe gou
说我和正常认路的人 差几瓶酒
shuo wo he zhengchang ren lu de ren cha ji ping jiu
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路痴人生 (Lu Chi Ren Sheng) – English Translation
“Hello passengers, where are you going”
I’m here, you see the sun, the sun to the right hand side of the two fists
Taking photos everywhere is not for the sake of beauty, just to make marks
What restaurant KTV can never go back if you go to the toilet
She is afraid of being surrounded by strange
I want to go again and find that the road is gone
However, passersby seems to like to ask me, I don’t know who I still ask me
“What buildings can you see in front of your eyes” “I see a tree”/ah?
“Look at the angle of the sun positioning …” “I can only see the fog on the cloudy day”/ah?
“You can walk here for a maximum of five minutes, what are you playing?!”
“No: step: I didn’t say that I was walking around and left, I walked and my heart was virtual!”
See where most people go out of the railway station
Ride must follow the car and take the bus stop where to stop
If you play games, you will be lost in the automatic way.
What should I do if the correct road is tens of millions?
Don’t ask me where I am not very clear
The way back and forth is always a new journey every day
I always circulate my friends in the same place and call me confused
Navigation said, don’t look at the map, but I don’t accept it
The mall in front of the door is not the same mouth
Every time I go out, I will go out for a long time in advance
I often go out and hold the dog home but follow the dog
Say a few bottles of wine with people who recognize the way
“Where do you ask me? How do I know?!”
“Where are you going, the door is here!”
“I’m in the underground garage, the car is gone”
“Don’t move that you stand, let’s pick you up in the past”
Once you open the map, you can’t understand the direction of the station.
It is easy to be discovered at the intersection, but the specific position is not good to guess
Luci is my sick root phone is my life root
I can’t distinguish between the southeast and northwest, I can’t wait to engage with GPS
The subway also often sit back and take the station.
When you come to the strange station, you have to go around
The GPS signal of the mall is too weak to find the store
I can’t remember every time I ask where the address can be remembered every time
Unfortunately, it is not sensitive to road space
I only recognize the sentence, “The shortest taxi between two points”
Luci Life meets a new place in a new place is the source of peach blossoms
The first time is the first time you go to see it and you can’t find it
Don’t ask me where I am not very clear
The way back and forth is always a new journey every day
I always circulate my friends in the same place and call me confused
Navigation said, don’t look at the map, but I don’t accept it
The mall in front of the door is not the same mouth
Every time I go out, I will go out for a long time in advance
I often go out and hold the dog home but follow the dog
Say a few bottles of wine with people who recognize the way
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Find more lyrics at jspinyin.net
Pinyin Lyrics 司墨尧smile – 路痴人生 (Lu Chi Ren Sheng) 歌词
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