[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Schwartz
[00:00.070] 作曲 : Stephen Schwartz
[00:00.140] Elphie, now that we’re friends
[00:03.085] I’ve decided to make you my new project
[00:05.345] Oh, you really don’t have to do that
[00:06.745] I know, that’s what makes me so nice
[00:12.147] Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I
[00:17.004] And let’s face it, right, who isn’t less fortunate than I?
[00:22.226] My tender heart tends to start to bleed
[00:26.087] And when someone needs a makeover, I simply have to take over
[00:29.797] I know, I know exactly what they need
[00:38.370] And even in your case
[00:41.896] Though it’s the toughest case I’ve yet to face
[00:47.921] Don’t worry, I’m determined to succeed
[00:52.847] Follow my lead
[00:56.612] And yes, indeed, you will be
[01:06.847] Popular, you’re gonna be popular
[01:11.291] I’ll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys
[01:14.748] Little ways to flirt and flounce, ooh
[01:16.791] I’ll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair
[01:20.241] Everything that really counts to be
[01:22.884] Popular
[01:24.648] I’ll help you be popular
[01:27.293] You’ll hang with the right cohorts
[01:29.409] You’ll be good at sports, know the slang you’ve got to know
[01:33.284] So let’s start ’cause you’ve got an awfully long way to go
[01:41.998] Don’t be offended by my frank analysis
[01:44.464] Think of it as personality dialysis
[01:47.395] Now that I’ve chosen to become a pal
[01:49.460] A sister and adviser, there’s nobody wiser
[01:52.598] Not when it comes to
[01:54.018] Popular
[01:55.499] I know about popular
[01:58.494] And with an assist from me to be who you’ll be
[02:01.915] Instead of dreary who you were, well, are
[02:04.686] There’s nothing that can stop you from becoming popular, -lar
[02:10.549] La-la, la-la
[02:16.340] We’re gonna make you pop-u-lar
[02:21.396] When I see depressing creatures, with unprepossessing features
[02:26.942] I remind them on their own behalf to think of
[02:32.065] Celebrated heads of state or especially great communicators
[02:37.942] Did they have brains or knowledge?
[02:40.647] Don’t make me laugh
[02:42.450] They were—
[02:43.026] Popular
[02:44.049] Right, it’s all about popular
[02:47.348] It’s not about aptitude, it’s the way you’re viewed
[02:50.895] So it’s very shrewd to be
[02:53.697] Very, very popular like me
[02:57.249] Me
[03:02.648] And though you protest your disinterest
[03:10.246] I know clandestinely
[03:18.548] You’re gonna grin and bear it, your newfound popularity
[03:24.140] La-la, la-la
[03:29.288] La-la, la-la
[03:34.320] La-la, la
[03:41.847] You’ll be popular
[03:46.441] Just not quite as popular as me