[00:00.00]Making Whoopie – Eddie Cantor
[00:17.48]Every time I hear that march from Lohengrin
[00:21.80]I am always on the outside looking in
[00:26.06]Maybe that is why I see the funny side
[00:30.23]When I see your fallen brother take a bride
[00:34.73]Weddings make a lot of people sad
[00:38.84]But if you’re not the groom
[00:41.39]It’s not so bad
[00:44.99]Another bride another June
[00:49.70]Another sunny honeymoon
[00:54.02]Another season another reason
[00:58.33]For makin’ whoopee
[01:02.52]A lot of shoes a lot of rice
[01:06.73]The groom is nervous he answers twice
[01:11.11]It’s really killing that he’s so willing
[01:15.47]To make whoopee
[01:20.56]Picture a little love nest
[01:24.64]Down where the roses cling
[01:28.71]Picture the same sweet love nest
[01:32.78]Think what a year can bring
[01:36.17]He’s washing dishes and baby clothes
[01:40.28]He’s so ambitious he even sews
[01:44.57]But don’t forget folks
[01:46.75]That’s what you get folks
[01:48.97]For makin’ whoopee
[02:01.61]Another year or maybe less
[02:05.79]What’s this I hear
[02:07.85]Well can’t you guess
[02:09.95]She fells neglected and he’s suspected
[02:14.10]Of makin’ whoopee
[02:18.19]She sits alone most every night
[02:22.25]He doesn’t phone or even write
[02:26.29]He says he’s busy but she says is he
[02:30.36]He’s makin’ whoopee
[02:35.13]He doesn’t make much money
[02:39.11]Five thousand dollars per
[02:43.10]Some judge who thinks he’s funny
[02:46.99]Says you’ll pay six to her
[02:50.35]He says now judge suppose I fail
[02:54.49]The judge says budge right into jail
[02:58.61]You’d better keep her
[03:00.71]You’ll find it’s cheaper
[03:02.99]Than makin’ whoopee